Several years ago, a relative of mine had a cassette of instrumental music (granted it was one of those red cased 99p ones from Woolworths), one of the tracks on it was called "The March Of The Mini Kilts".
As with everything however we've moved on and the tape has vanished at some point. I have since looked everywhere to try to find this music, but with no success.

I'm starting to think that I imagined it, but then again I've got the tune in my head so I must have heard it before.

Can anyone help?