Blimey three posts in one day......I'm exhausted 
Filling in the answers to the Friday Five in the previous post has set me wondering....
What is the funniest quote you have ever heard?
Mine is from The Goon Show, an episode entitled "Dishonoured"
Announcer: Ten miles he swam. The last three were agony.
Seagoon: They were over land. Finally I fell in a heap on the ground. I've no idea who left it there.
What's yours?
