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Radio Plea

by Austin-Lance @ 2007-07-29 - 12:24:32

I was told last night about an item played on a radio station in Ireland of an 8 year old girl who phoned a demolition firm and tried to hire them to demolish her school.

Apparently the call was genuine and it has been played on several radio stations across here too, but having tried to find it I've had no luck.

Does ANYONE know anything about it as I was told it is very funny? :)

Thanks :wave:


 
 

My Photos

by Austin-Lance @ 2007-07-28 - 19:30:59

Here are my photos of our blog-meet in Suffolk. Please bear in mind I've only got a fairly cheap digital camera (not a massive mortgage your house job like Maddys LOL)

I've put a couple of captions, but as I'm not very good at that please feel free to add your own :)) :

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"Hope there are no crabs in here Faffa"

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"Where are Earth is Maddogs?"

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Ah the picnic arrives!!!

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And finally......


Molt finds what he thinks is the winning stone :))

(sorry no sound to this)

See ya!!! :wave:

Mini Blog Meet

by Austin-Lance @ 2007-07-28 - 09:23:27

Arrived in Suffolk Thursday night and stayed at a lovely farm which I can definitely recommend. Could only have the room for that night so the next morning after stuffing down a full english, I headed off to Walberswick.

Had a really great day with all of my fellow bloggers (Sarah, Mike, Louisa, Faffa, Fatey, Maddogs and Molt) and a lot of laughs. Was VERY nervous about meeting up but everyone was even better than how they are on their blogs, also met three wonderful kids (Rhys, Jamie and Richard)

I thoroughly enjoyed it!!! Thank you all, especially Mike and Sarah. Hope we get the chance to do it again, it was a pleasure meeting all of you :D

See ya!!! :wave:

A Simple Equation To Make Life 100% Successful

by Austin-Lance @ 2007-07-16 - 20:08:50

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E = 12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%

(None of them makes 100%)

Then what makes 100%?

Is it money?.....No!!!!!

Leadership?.....No!!!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE"

It is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successful

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

See ya!!! :wave:

What The Hell.......

by Austin-Lance @ 2007-07-16 - 17:51:21

Has happened to Blog?

*looks around*

Helllllllllpppppppp!!!!!!!!

U-(

Brain Drain

by Austin-Lance @ 2007-07-11 - 09:11:29

Here's a great poem written by a friend of mine Paul Fox that I felt I HAD to share with you

I know exactly how he feels:

BRAIN DRAIN

My brain keeps starting sentences
My mouth cannot complete
They used to work together
But lately they compete

Sometimes the words that I pronounce
Aren't those inside my head
I have to listen carefully
To check on what I said

I'll talk about a movie star
Or writer of great fme
And then just at the crucial time
I cannot recall his name

I can't remember lots of things
I don't know what to do
It's hard to sort what I've forgot
From what I never knew

So now I sit and plan for hours
Before I start to speak
And though I'm doing well today
I thought of this last week

See ya!!! :wave:

Office Romance

by Austin-Lance @ 2007-07-07 - 16:46:54

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed!

See ya!!! :wave:

Can Someone Please Tell Me......

by Austin-Lance @ 2007-07-07 - 15:56:13

Why despite the fact that I have over 200 channels on my TV, there's sod all to watch? :no:


 
 

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