What is it with women these days?
I am sent personal dating ads by e-mail from Yahoo Personal's SUPPOSEDLY matching my answers to a list of needs and must haves (?).
Thing is EVERY one of them wants a guy that's 6 feet 8, tanned, millionaire (or a million quid a week job), six-pack, body chiselled from granite, member of MENSA, "Prince bloody Charming".
What chance do I have? Sorry girls but it ain't gonna happen. For a start, guys like that don't exist and if they did, would they really have to read the personals?
Please do us mortal men a favour, ask for someone normal with a beer belly, looks not important, employment status not important etc.
Please go for personality 
Catch you later
