Ok here goes:

The Rules:

Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5-6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they've been tagged.

1. What I was doing 10 years ago:
Various things: singing, playing, caring for my parents

2. What 5 things are on on my to-do list for today:
(As it's a day off for me)

Get up
Surf the 'net
Watch TV
Visit my Auntie (she's not very well at mo)
Go to bed

3. Snacks I enjoy:
Chocolate
Chips
Cheese

4. Things I would do if I was a billionaire:
Have a LONG holiday
Buy a new house
Have a MASSIVE party

5. Places I have lived:
England

I now tag.....

Devilish_Jelly_Beanz

louisa-outram

Xylophone

natalies_blog

loveslifeloveschocolate

eggbod

Blimey three posts in one day......I'm exhausted

Filling in the answers to the Friday Five in the previous post has set me wondering....

What is the funniest quote you have ever heard?

Mine is from The Goon Show, an episode entitled "Dishonoured"

Announcer: Ten miles he swam. The last three were agony.
Seagoon: They were over land. Finally I fell in a heap on the ground. I've no idea who left it there.

What's yours?

I am officially pissed off.....again

The cause? My computer.....again

The reason? I have LEGALLY downloaded some music files and DJ jingles to use when I'm working and listening through them have found about three that I could mix together to make an intro.

All of them are in MP3 format and so I decided to use the audio section of Windows Movie Maker to join them together.

Looking at the list of supported files I see that MP3's are supported, yet when I try to import the files I get a message saying that they cannot be imported...they are either not supported or are corrupted.

I KNOW that they're not corrupted because I've been playing them, and the list says that they're supported.....so I've come to a conclusion.....

My computer's lying to me again

Who do you think was the strongest...

SAMSON or HERCULES?

Just wondering that's all

See ya!!!

This is perfect illustration of where my head is at the moment...and it's left me with a problem!!!

I was given a 100% Cashmere jumper for a Christmas present and I have worn it several times and so it needed washing.

So I put it in the machine, set it and left it...thing is, my machine's a washer/dryer and I stupidly forgot to turn the dryer part off.

Therefore......yes you guessed it.......it's shrunk!!!

Is there any way of stretching it back???

I feel so embarrassed and stupid

HELP!!!

By hellomagazine.com hellomagazine.com - Tuesday, January 15 03:06 pm

See ya!!! 

Enjoy

See ya!!!

See ya in 2008!!!

I saw this on a King.com players profile and just had to share it (hope she doesn't mind)

In case you need a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!) S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget.

See ya!!!

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